Need we explain this one? People will follow you around all day and ask you where you got this kick ass t-shirt!



It is slim fitting, super soft, vintage style , 100% cotton


It comes in 4 sizes and 1 color

Sexicon Pervert T-Shirt


Every design on Dick Tees is 100% original.


Dick Tees screen print all of there t-shirts to order. They print orders over the weekend and shirts are priority mailed out on Monday. It will never take longer than 14 days for you to get your goods.

I'll pretend you're interesting...if you pretend I'm attractive. T-Shirt in White. Original Dick Tees Hilariously Offensive T-Shirts


Every design on Dick Tees is 100% original

Me, You & The Shocker. Even if the girls don't read sign language, they will get the idea on this shirt! Lets have a threesome, me... you... and THE SHOCKER!


Deez Teez t-shirts that are fun and frivolous may just lighten your day. This shirt is great to wear around town or in school. Make your friends laugh as you walk threw the mall with it on. This shirt is made from 100% cotton and is fully machine washable.

The clothing driven by its shock appeal, non-conformist attitude and controversial name Porn Star is 'alternative' clothing that is in demand amongst today's risk-taking Gen X and Y crowd. "Porn Star is for the rebel in all of us, someone who has a sense of humor but wants to let loose on the weekends and make a statement." This 100% fully machine washable cotton t shirt has the Porn Star logo on the front of this shirt.